scrolled down in the comments hoping someone would mention that. Honestly, as an awkward black teen, the "beige fits all" mentality caused me just as much stress as finding a bra that fit. It's pretty sad to read otherwise empowering articles, and then realize the author doesn't consider dark-skinned women as "everyone."

"suckles and laps"

Oh...oh gawd I don't want to imagine Cruz suckling or lapping anything

I think my biggest movie-yell here was during the scene where grieving crazy doctor man infiltrates the room where Bucky is being held and begins to say the Special Control Words. Bucky breaks loose of his bonds, and I was like, "Oh good, now he can cover his ears. The Words are useless if he can't hear them, right?"

And he doesn't.

He continues to try to break out of an impenetrable cage by RIPPING BACK BARS and I'm just like, "LITERALLY THIS WHOLE AVENGERS BREAK UP WOULD HAVE BEEN AVOIDED IF YOU'D JUST COVERED YOUR EARS FOR TWO SECONDS"

And his hair was horrible.

(And you don't kiss your girlfriend's niece, Steve, especially when that niece runs an in depth revenge plot of wealthy Massachusetts families. Though I take deep pleasure in thinking that Amanda Clarke somehow infiltrated the UN and is using Captain America for her own ends).

THEY CAN'T CLOSE THE TOAST
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