irishup

irishup

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9 years ago @ The Toast - An Open Thread, and Se... · 0 replies · +6 points

Thank MAUDE it is after 3p on the Friday of the holiday weekend, because while I was merely quietly sniffing before, THAT PIX SET ME TO BAWLING BUT NO ONE CAN HEAR!!!!!!!!!!

9 years ago @ The Toast - Go On, Get Out Of Here · 0 replies · +9 points

That's Nannie McFee!

9 years ago @ The Toast - Go On, Get Out Of Here · 1 reply · +42 points

THIS WHOLE ENDEALMENT, I DO NOT PRIZE!!!!!!!!

(ETA except that Toast is amazing and I haven't been this upset since Shapely Prose, or maybe I Fry Mine In Butter. Thank you all)

9 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 1 reply · +8 points

I have a friend whose stories absolutely confirm your account.

After she'd regaled me with many stories, she told me about the 3 Knickers Rule at which point I was like "Holy FUCK! All of a sudden, the Pink Floyd catalog makes SO much more sense!"

3 Knickers rule: Girls had to wear 3 sets of knickers, donned after Sunday pm baths, IIRC. On Wednesdays you got to take off the innermost set. On Saturdays, most girls switched the two remaining pairs. You see, the genitals had to be covered by at least TWO sets, for $_Ladybit Modesty Reasons. Creepy AF part: there were *regular* panty checks to make sure at least 2 were on. If you had any leakage or other accident that soiled only the inner set, you could remove the soiled pair, as long as you had 2 remaining - after a *knicker-mishap inspection*.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Classic Songs I Only K... · 0 replies · +4 points

PBS's "American Masters" on Joni Mitchell is A++++ http://www.pbs.org/wnet/americanmasters/joni-mitc...

Also, there is a hilarious anecdote about a very stoned Joni and Ahment Ertegun getting lost in the basement of a hotel trying to find the stage, that is straight out of (or possibly the inspiration for the scene in) "Spinal Tap", in the Neil Young biography "Shakey" http://www.thriftbooks.com/w/shakey-neil-youngs-b...

9 years ago @ The Toast - The Pitch Meeting for ... · 1 reply · +62 points

To be fair, a LOT of us judged the Mel Gibson book by its cover.
Its pretty Pretty PRETTY cover.
That we stared at for years before the unspeakable filth written inside burst forth.

9 years ago @ The Toast - WHY YOU KEEP HAVING TH... · 0 replies · +13 points

It is possible that I am laughing uncontrollably in recognition.
Sobbing uncontrollably in recognition also totes possible.
100% fact I am beyond being able to tell the difference, and am no longer sure there ever WAS a difference.
Now wondering why we have two words, where one will do...

9 years ago @ The Toast - WHY YOU KEEP HAVING TH... · 0 replies · +14 points

A+ too witching

9 years ago @ The Toast - Two Medieval Monks Inv... · 0 replies · +90 points

Nonono - that's for water polo.

It's an easy mistake to make, but THIS is for water battles:

9 years ago @ The Toast - So Are We Just Not Goi... · 0 replies · +18 points

ONCE in college I got invited to a friend of a friends' party and didn't grok that it was a costume party, and I was just dressed regular. Which for me then was somewhere between grunge and goth with sorta big hair b/c my hair gets big with any dampness in the air and I live in coastal New England.

I just told people I was "Fuckin' Apathetic, So...?"