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9 years ago @ The Toast - An Open Thread, and Se... · 0 replies · +6 points
9 years ago @ The Toast - Go On, Get Out Of Here · 0 replies · +9 points
9 years ago @ The Toast - Go On, Get Out Of Here · 1 reply · +42 points
(ETA except that Toast is amazing and I haven't been this upset since Shapely Prose, or maybe I Fry Mine In Butter. Thank you all)
9 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 1 reply · +8 points
After she'd regaled me with many stories, she told me about the 3 Knickers Rule at which point I was like "Holy FUCK! All of a sudden, the Pink Floyd catalog makes SO much more sense!"
3 Knickers rule: Girls had to wear 3 sets of knickers, donned after Sunday pm baths, IIRC. On Wednesdays you got to take off the innermost set. On Saturdays, most girls switched the two remaining pairs. You see, the genitals had to be covered by at least TWO sets, for $_Ladybit Modesty Reasons. Creepy AF part: there were *regular* panty checks to make sure at least 2 were on. If you had any leakage or other accident that soiled only the inner set, you could remove the soiled pair, as long as you had 2 remaining - after a *knicker-mishap inspection*.
9 years ago @ The Toast - Classic Songs I Only K... · 0 replies · +4 points
Also, there is a hilarious anecdote about a very stoned Joni and Ahment Ertegun getting lost in the basement of a hotel trying to find the stage, that is straight out of (or possibly the inspiration for the scene in) "Spinal Tap", in the Neil Young biography "Shakey" http://www.thriftbooks.com/w/shakey-neil-youngs-b...
9 years ago @ The Toast - The Pitch Meeting for ... · 1 reply · +62 points
Its pretty Pretty PRETTY cover.
That we stared at for years before the unspeakable filth written inside burst forth.
9 years ago @ The Toast - WHY YOU KEEP HAVING TH... · 0 replies · +13 points
Sobbing uncontrollably in recognition also totes possible.
100% fact I am beyond being able to tell the difference, and am no longer sure there ever WAS a difference.
Now wondering why we have two words, where one will do...
9 years ago @ The Toast - WHY YOU KEEP HAVING TH... · 0 replies · +14 points
9 years ago @ The Toast - Two Medieval Monks Inv... · 0 replies · +90 points
It's an easy mistake to make, but THIS is for water battles:
9 years ago @ The Toast - So Are We Just Not Goi... · 0 replies · +18 points
I just told people I was "Fuckin' Apathetic, So...?"