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10 years ago @ The Toast - Pulping the Classics: ... · 2 replies · +35 points

Ride and Prejudice

10 years ago @ The Toast - How To Tell If You Are... · 0 replies · +5 points

I would read/gift the heck out of a YA series based around debate competitions/ model UN.

10 years ago @ The Toast - How To Tell If You Are... · 1 reply · +17 points

A dreamy boyfriend who looked "just like Cary Grant, her favourite movie star!" Which, 1. was totally contradicted by the rest of his physical description, 2. he is 13 so LOL, 3. Mary Ann you are so intensely weird.

(Confession, Mary Ann was always my favourite and I know this says nothing good about me.)

10 years ago @ The Toast - How To Tell If You Are... · 0 replies · +14 points

"Getting your ears pierced was a transformative experience."

I swear to god, I felt like this happened every three books. Guaranteed in any installment focused on summer camp or sleepovers, in which it would involve the use of a knitting needle, an apple and some ice. How there were not more tetanus-related deaths in this series I will never understand.

10 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 2 replies · +19 points

I know a girl who bumped into Chris Hemsworth on the street once. As in, literally bumped into, wasn't looking where she was going, walked headfirst into his chest. Looks up to apologise, keeps looking up "Sorry mate- OH! Sorry, so sorryyy..." (She wasn't sorry.)

10 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 1 reply · +36 points

"After her marriage she taught and published less, talent and personality diminished by the appalling subservience of love." - Children of Men.

A line that has both haunted and validated me since I read it in a most crucial time in my life. Thank you, PD James, for the righteous anger and humanity of your work. You were so important.

10 years ago @ The Toast - What 100 Calories Real... · 0 replies · +5 points

Yep, I'm sure it's ham.

10 years ago @ The Toast - The Butter: FAQs · 1 reply · +4 points

I mean, obviously it couldn't be The Jam because that's going to be your music offshoot, right guys?

10 years ago @ The Toast - Moogle: The Mom Search... · 1 reply · +14 points

"I know you have to catch your bus in 15 minutes but before you go I need you to order a pair of boots for your brother."

"Okay, what kind of boots?"

"I don't know what kind they were, but they were very nice, [neighbour] had some. He said he got them on Amazon."

"..."

"I think they were brown?"

10 years ago @ The Toast - Terrifying Screenshots... · 0 replies · +9 points

According to my former sculpture lecturer, you can also buy semen there! Fun facts.

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