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14 years ago @ http://princessmuffint... - Rudolph the Cross-Dres... · 1 reply · +1 points

I want an entire series based on "The Island of Misfit Toys."

Oh, and where have you been, lady? I thought my Google Reader was on the fritz when it showed a post. :)

14 years ago @ http://www.notarealpri... - TOP 10 MOST FABULOUS G... · 1 reply · +1 points

Yeah...I'm gonna need you to come over and be my personal shopper....

14 years ago @ http://yeahgoodtimes.b... - Wordlessish Wednesday:... · 0 replies · +1 points

I choose restaurants based on how well the menus serve as barriers. Because really, is there anything more gross than watching another person eat?

(Also because then no one can judge me by seeing how often I refill my wine glass.)

14 years ago @ http://yeahgoodtimes.b... - I\'m a Scrooge and I\'... · 1 reply · +1 points

You said: "My point is that you shouldn't need a holiday to be nice to the people that you care about."

See, Jill, this was your first mistake. I am almost NEVER nice to people, *especially* the ones I care about. Because unfortunately, they're the ones who also piss me off the most - usually the most at Christmas.

My recent post And while I’m at it… Message to Bono: Quit it with the do-goodin’ already!

14 years ago @ http://yeahgoodtimes.b... - F-bomb potty mouth · 1 reply · +2 points

Jill, you are doing it all wrong. You need to swear more often, with more emphasis, and more creatively. This way, your kids become so immune to it that they never swear. Besides, who could compete with Mom's shocking, "HOW THE FUCK ARE YA?" to the school Principal?

Really, you need to step up your game if you want to see any progress here.

14 years ago @ http://yeahgoodtimes.b... - Dear Target: Boys wear... · 0 replies · +1 points

YOUR BOYS KEEP CLOTHES ON? AND WEAR SHOES?

You must tell me the secret. My son went to school in his bathing suit on picture day. This is why one of my requirements in choosing friends is that they have a son, 1 - 2 sizes bigger than my son. Then, we wait. And wait.

Sooner or later, a nice freshly laundered box of hand me down will show up. So don't waste time at Target; get ye to a drop-in parents program!
My recent post Gimme Mo’ Mo!

14 years ago @ http://www.notarealpri... - Does God Love The Dugg... · 1 reply · +1 points

They may have 20 kids, but only you've got yours. :)

And also, I'll bet your uterus still lives *inside* your body. I heard that hers fell out years ago and she has to keep it in a Payless shoebox under her bed.

14 years ago @ http://yeahgoodtimes.b... - Sleeping with the enemy · 1 reply · +1 points

Two words:

Trip wire.

My recent post I have high expectations and possibly A.D…Look! Something shiny!

14 years ago @ http://yeahgoodtimes.b... - My child was late beca... · 0 replies · +2 points

I'm all about the truth. ____Thank God our school never asks. Mind you, seeing our car screech up 10 minutes after the late bell, wand watching me in a nightgown, screaming at half sleeping children to "GET TO YOUR DAMN CLASS BEFORE THEY EXPEL YOU BECAUSE I'M NOT LETTING YOU COME HOME IF THEY DO" is probably explanation enough. __

14 years ago @ http://yeahgoodtimes.b... - 20 things that are mor... · 0 replies · +1 points

Have you considered that #2 and #16 may be in some way related?
My recent post Just do what I say and you (probably) won’t get hurt

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