hayliebswenson

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9 years ago @ The Toast - Let's Talk About The B... · 0 replies · +2 points

The First Wives' Club, which, fair.

9 years ago @ The Toast - How Do You Handle Jet ... · 1 reply · +31 points

In college, I flew nonstop from San Francisco to London for a study abroad semester. I tried to take everyone's advice about staying awake during the day, etc., and ended up falling asleep on a park bench for three hours.

Several years later, I flew from Portland to Paris for my honeymoon and fell asleep, standing, at the Louvre. My brand-new spouse had to catch me.

I have no advice, but much sympathy.

10 years ago @ The Toast - Extremely Sad Boys In ... · 0 replies · +3 points

I saw penultimate in London last spring! I Facebooked it as Renaissance GQ.

10 years ago @ The Toast - The Merry Spinster... · 0 replies · +2 points

YEEEEEESSSSSSSS

10 years ago @ The Toast - That One Scene From · 0 replies · +10 points

Get out of my brain, Mallory. Or be my best friend. YOU MUST CHOOSE.

10 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 1 reply · +32 points

As a semi-LDS person myself, your love for your cleaning people has filled me with joy and thanksgiving this morning. LDS grandparent types are the WEIRDEST and MOST DELIGHTFUL. I hope they do move in with you forever so you can write a weekly column about their adventures.

10 years ago @ The Toast - The Pitch Meeting for ... · 0 replies · +16 points

Tomorrow is my birthday. I have a lot of great things planned. And yet I know that that day--nay, no day--will ever be better than this day. Also, I've been trying to make "What's the story, Wishbone?" a catchphrase for, like, 1,000 year. Happy birthday to me.

11 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup · 0 replies · +1 points

I was totally freaking obsessed with David the Gnome as a kid. This is the best day ever.

11 years ago @ The Toast - Women Listening To Men... · 0 replies · +5 points

OMG. We go to the same conferences.

11 years ago @ The Toast - A Spinster's Holiday G... · 0 replies · +6 points

So I knew I loved you before, but then you dropped "coracle" like a boss, and now I love you more.

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