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9 years ago @ The Toast - Miss Havisham: A History · 0 replies · +44 points

If anyone's interested, there's a terrific scholarly study called Spellbound: The Fairy Tale and the Victorians, which talks about Dickens, Little Red Riding Hood, and fairyland in industrial London.

I'm off to walk in circles, round and round, to freeze The Toast forever.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Women Who Are Dating P... · 0 replies · +3 points

What about geese? They have TEETH.

9 years ago @ The Toast - If Sarah Paulson Were ... · 0 replies · +37 points

I hope my husband understands my leaving him for Sarah Paulson--I just need this life so much.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Cats I Would Like To O... · 0 replies · +11 points

I'm more concerned with the GHOST that is sitting front and center in the mirrorball!

9 years ago @ The Toast - Cats I Would Like To O... · 1 reply · +59 points

Whoooo's a widdle bitsums machine of death? YOU IS! YOU IS! Do Star Feeties!

9 years ago @ The Toast - Cats I Would Like To O... · 2 replies · +81 points

We call that "being becatted." "Honey, can you take the casserole out of the oven? I'm becatted."

9 years ago @ The Toast - Women Enjoying Heteros... · 0 replies · +63 points

"Now to make out with someone who does it right."

9 years ago @ The Toast - Women Enjoying Heteros... · 0 replies · +55 points

his is more bearable than I ever dreamed it could be
why
I could put up with this for hours

Christ, my love life in a nutshell.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Where Is National ... · 0 replies · +10 points

I don't get how she's wearing her son's tee shirt! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE, HE'S SIX, HER HEAD WOULD NOT FIT THROUGH THE HEAD HOLE.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Where Is National ... · 0 replies · +36 points

And the reason they broke up at the beginning was that Nicholas Cage's character was impossible to live with, which is refreshingly direct and true.