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11 years ago @ Addanac City~ daily co... - Son Of Ambition · 0 replies · +1 points

Reminds me of the catholic girl trying to convert her boyfriend. She oversold him and he became a priest.

11 years ago @ Addanac City~ daily co... - AC Classic~ Highway To... · 0 replies · +1 points

My wife says I am committing suicide slowly...with a knife and fork.
I told her, "Well hopefully I will die peacefully in my sleep."
She said, "Don't do that. You know I'm not a morning person."

11 years ago @ Addanac City~ daily co... - Fresh Wish · 1 reply · +1 points

At least he was honest.
I like to eat at the local joints, especially the ones with the lunch buffets. That way I can see the food before I eat it and I can eat all I want. There is a lot of good down home Southern cookin' to be had around lunch time in my area.

11 years ago @ Addanac City~ daily co... - Scary Movie · 1 reply · +1 points

I got married before video but we did get one poloroid snapshot. You are doing it right. I have been married for over 42 years and I love my wife more every day.

11 years ago @ Addanac City~ daily co... - Text-i-Cab Confessions · 1 reply · +1 points

At least you don't need to tip him because he is already "tipsy".

11 years ago @ Addanac City~ daily co... - Dead Wrong · 0 replies · +1 points

That would be a toughie. Having spoken at hundreds of funerals I have never been so short of words that I had to use this line but some day I might...."Of all the people I ever knew, he was one of them....need I say more?"

11 years ago @ Addanac City~ daily co... - Watch Like No One's Da... · 0 replies · +1 points

Food fact...Any food your wife or doctor does not see you eat is not bad for you.
He must have been Doing the Crocodile Rock because he has an appetite like one.
Speaking of "Crocodile Rock"... if the biggest thrill that guy ever got was doing a thing called the "Crocodile Rock"... I can understand why Suzy went and left him for some foreign guy.
These are things I think about while listening to the oldies. If you are not familiar with the song then none of this will make sense which is okay too since you posted it three days ago and no one but you will see it. I know you understand.

11 years ago @ Addanac City~ daily co... - Teacher's Pest · 0 replies · +1 points

Don't get bent out of shape about Farmer Brown's business practices. He was an honest and upright citizen until he got those government contracts. Now he sells 3 bushels of corn for the price of 5 and then the government reimburses him for the two bushels that he beats the customer out of. In addition to that he gets a check for the two bushels for not growing them. It all works out.

11 years ago @ Addanac City~ daily co... - Trader Joke's · 1 reply · +1 points

He might want to swap for some hospital insurance.

11 years ago @ Addanac City~ daily co... - Reunited We Stand · 1 reply · +1 points

Forget the bath....just run him through a car wash.

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