dysfunctionalsupermom

dysfunctionalsupermom

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13 years ago @ http://www.notarealpri... - TOP 10 MOST FABULOUS G... · 0 replies · +1 points

I think I might by the gold zebra speedos for The Saint. He could seriously bring in the big bucks with that bad boy at his second job. LMAO!

13 years ago @ If This Is Motherhood - http://www.ifthisismot... · 1 reply · +2 points

This is always a loaded topic (and at the risk of losing my remaining readers) but in the spirit of transparency, I will say that I have spanked my children. Over the past 15 years of parenting, I have seen a huge swing towards the "everyone's a winner" movement which has led us further away from teaching our kids about consequences. WG recently threw a rock and hit Mr. SwearPants in the head with it. An unintentional consequence of a very intentional act of defiance. I told her to stop throwing rocks. She didn't. He got hit.
I could have sent her to her room, to her bed, surrounded by all of her favorite things. Her posters and books and mp3 player--but i did not. I spanked her. Two swats swiftly on the behind. We did discuss her actions later and the cause and effect of making bad choices. She's 8--she got it.
Spanking is a rarity in our home; however, not a parenting tool we boycott.

13 years ago @ http://yeahgoodtimes.b... - All of my friends who ... · 0 replies · +1 points

So I saw B.C. in concert last Spring here in Jacksonville along with Vienna Teng. Speechless. She's fucking brilliant. And this song? I still cry EVERY tiime I hear it. Like a little bitch. Ugh.
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13 years ago @ http://yeahgoodtimes.b... - So this is how it starts · 0 replies · +2 points

Did you happen to get their names? I'm just saying...I know people who know people who know me. That is all.
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13 years ago @ No Longer Quiet - #50 · 1 reply · +1 points

You are so worth the read! I can't wait for the next 50!

13 years ago @ http://yeahgoodtimes.b... - Happy Anniversary, hub... · 0 replies · +1 points

Happy Anniversary!!!
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13 years ago @ No Longer Quiet - No Longer Quiet: Anoth... · 1 reply · +2 points

It's always fun to find your voice. Over time, you'll find that it changes...just like life. Good for you that you've found a place to let it out. And I was MORE than honored to gift you your button AND to be the first to sport it.

13 years ago @ No Longer Quiet - Toddler Fight Club and... · 1 reply · +1 points

Holy crap. Sounds like a day in the life...around here.

13 years ago @ http://unofficialmom.b... - What Happens When You ... · 0 replies · +1 points

Ohmuhgawd!!! That is epic! I don't think there has ever been a better e-bay purchase made in the history of the modern world. Hahaaaa!!!!

13 years ago @ http://yeahgoodtimes.b... - The Dive Bar Welcomes:... · 1 reply · +1 points

Amy...love you. Fuck the rest of 'em.
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