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13 years ago @ Wonkette - Rick Perry Will Get Ri... · 1 reply · +9 points

Think of the plus side. If there was a zombie attack, Perry would be immune.

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Newt Gingrich Wants Ev... · 1 reply · +24 points

John Bolton doesn't need a teleprompter because all he has to do is make a long droning sound while the mustache manipulates his upper lip to form words. Truly a wonder of symbiosis.

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Boston Judge Rules Fre... · 1 reply · +5 points

Because we all know the government would never make a bad decision. They're the government for chrisakes.

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Plan-B Access Denied b... · 0 replies · +2 points

If it's safe for the boys to do it with the girls then there will be fewer for the congress people and college coaches to prey on.

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Newt Gingrich Needs Tw... · 1 reply · +8 points

They're going to have to start building hotels with four or five bathrooms per room once the other grifters find about this.

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Tony Perkins Discovers... · 0 replies · +16 points

...and boys in the shower should be left alone also.

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Hero Child Explains Ga... · 0 replies · +13 points

Out of the mouths of babes.

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Fox News Dingbats Usin... · 2 replies · +5 points

I will not stand for this, sir. The KFC Double Down points the way to what all the finer restaurants will be serving in the coming years. Not since Wendy's Baconater Triple has a restaurant found a way to cram so much meat into a sandwich.

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Iowa Bigots Can't Deci... · 0 replies · +15 points

The internet is a series of tubes. Text goes in, text goes out. Never a miscommunication.

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Michele Bachmann Kindl... · 0 replies · +4 points

Nobody's saying the blacks can't get married to other blacks, they just can't steal our white women. Nobody's saying the homos can't get married to other homos they just can't steal our ... straight ... guys. No, that doesn't quite work, they can't marry the other homos, but they can steal the women. Or, I don't know. What's the problem again?