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11 years ago @ The Toast - The Places in Between · 0 replies · +1 points

This is certainly the most beautiful thing I've read in a long, long time. It reminds me so much of my life and so much of all the love I hope will come in the future but feels impossible given the enormity of the love I've felt in the past.

11 years ago @ The Toast - Brad's Post-Disaster C... · 1 reply · +7 points

I can't tell if this is in poor taste given that it's 9/11, but then again it is still funny.

11 years ago @ The Toast - The NicMall Toast Anni... · 0 replies · +3 points

I posted this to facebook with the following comment that really doesn't do Nicole enough justice which I regret but otherwise is apt:

I want to take a serious moment here to reflect on how impossibly perfect the Toast is, and how excited I am to see my friends share their (and let's be real "their" usually means "Mallory Ortberg Possibly-Human Definite-God") articles with glee. The Toast took me out of the dark hole that was Boise, ID last summer and brought me into a new world of misandrist humor and sometimes non-misandrist humor and sometimes just really smart stuff. It is, almost without qualification, my favorite blog on the Internet. Mallory Ortberg is my favorite Possibly-Human Definite-God on the Internet.

If you haven't become a regular reader by now, do yourself a favor and consider it.

12 years ago @ The Toast - Femslash Friday: Kim/L... · 0 replies · +19 points

TBF you said "lesbian jawline" in the title and I knew exactly what you were talking about

12 years ago @ The Toast - Fit For a King: A Quee... · 0 replies · +11 points

What a merry christmas tale! Awesome :)

12 years ago @ The Toast - Some Pros and Cons of ... · 1 reply · +2 points

This is among the most important things I've ever read. I have dreamt of having a color coded bookstore all my life: perfect for browsing & aesthetic.

Winter break project!!

12 years ago @ The Toast - More Misandrist Lullabies · 0 replies · +8 points

I'm pretty sure that EVERYONE wanted this sequel. Thank you.

12 years ago @ The Toast - Sing to Us of Your Bad... · 0 replies · +2 points

Also wins greatest movie. SO FUCKING CUTE. I melt every time.

12 years ago @ The Toast - Sing to Us of Your Bad... · 0 replies · +1 points

Oh man I hated this movie so so so much.

12 years ago @ The Toast - Sing to Us of Your Bad... · 0 replies · +1 points

But Bound is so good. So, so good. (And by good I mean sexy, obvi)