Old guys like this give a bad name to those of us who want to ban teens through civilized, legal means.
In an emergency you can vent warp nicotine from the nacelles.
Unlike a certain other glasses device, this one is definitely encouraged to be used in the bedroom.
"My God, the rockets have failed."
"Okay. It's time for Plan B. Everyone in China needs to get up on their kitchen tables and jump down to the floor simultaneously. Get Beijing on the line."
I can't believe they recast the blonde as a redhead. Appalling.
"You didn't have to kill your family! The virus would have gone away! Whyyyyyyy?"
This casts a terrifying pall across that egg-in-a-rocket experiment we did in 12th grade physics.
I couldn't help but notice your jaw pulling a little to the left while you ate that steak. We can take care of that for you. We have a credit line you can apply for if you don't have the cash handy.
All right all right all right, okay, you don't like this. How about we make it smaller, with glossy paper. The front page is just a picture, hardly any text. Inside we can include, I dunno, sample perfumes or whatever. Nobody's ever thought of this before, right?
Looking forward to the short-lived chainsawsuit with Jimmy Fallon.