None of my presentations come with handouts. They come with QR codes that participants can scan to get the information on their phones, I also give out a tinyurl to my presentations, and have a link to all of my workshops and presentations on my website. Teachers no longer have an excuse to leave out technology. Most students have smartphones and use those for class.
I love your line. "Autism doesn't run my life; it is not the center of my world". Too many people let the opposite happen no matter the malady. I do appreciate your take on life or as you put it living the dream. I know I can come here and laugh, smile or commiserate with you. Keep up the good work and just be you.