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8 years ago @ The Toast - Things I Have Mistaken... · 0 replies · +7 points

*Sigh*

10 years ago @ The Toast - My Prestigious Literar... · 1 reply · +24 points

You live in a town of riches. I'm sure they are all highly specialized establishments. You want fancy? Head down to Ambrosio's Calligrative Stoneworks. On a budget? Try Discount Jim's Carvings and Stuff.

10 years ago @ The Toast - My Prestigious Literar... · 3 replies · +75 points

"He used to love institutions, and look where that got him: old."

imma head over to the nearest tombstone carver emporium and hand this to them because: my own epitaph.

10 years ago @ The Toast - Erotica Written By Som... · 0 replies · +77 points

"Begone from this place. You have not been invited, and are not likely to be."

so... you're sayin' there's a chance?

10 years ago @ The Toast - Bad Sex Advice: More K... · 4 replies · +25 points

before i finish this rock opera i'ma have to find a place to include the song "the sweet release of ejaculation and/or death'

10 years ago @ The Toast - Ayn Rand's Harry P... · 1 reply · +59 points

and yet, amazingly, rand harry's not quite as insufferable as rowling harry. but that's probably because i haven't been able to stop laughing. that last line is inspired.

12 years ago @ http://reading-rambo.b... - Guest Post: \'Wutherin... · 0 replies · +2 points

A great post made even better when I read all of the comments as if they were spoken by Joseph.

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