Doktor Zoom

Doktor Zoom

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119 weeks ago @ Equestria Daily - Japan\'s Rainbow Dash.... · 0 replies · +3 points

This couldn't be much worse than actual Japanese pizza. There are many fine meals to be had in Nihon. Pizza is seldom among them.

121 weeks ago @ Equestria Daily - Drawfriend Stuff #1684... · 0 replies · +11 points

39: "Ziggers"? Really? Having a hard time thinking of a scenario in which that's not a thinly-veiled racist epithet.

126 weeks ago @ Equestria Daily - \"Canterlot Boutique\"... · 0 replies · +2 points

But... but... If there are saddles, then there MUST humans to sit in them!!!

-- entry from Lyra's diary

127 weeks ago @ Equestria Daily - Video: William Anderso... · 0 replies · +4 points

Only way to improve the performance would have been to have Lee Tockar step onstage to recite Gummy's Soliloquy.

(OK, and to have banished shouty guy to the moon)

129 weeks ago @ Equestria Daily - Animation: Good Mornin... · 0 replies · +1 points

I was sort of hoping that while they were sailing around the harbor they'd see poor Detective McNulty, assigned to the boat again.

130 weeks ago @ Equestria Daily - Editorial: What Does T... · 0 replies · +1 points

On the other hand, when women started talking about wanting to VOTE...

133 weeks ago @ Equestria Daily - Story Updates - July 2... · 0 replies · +1 points

Haven't gotten to the sequel yet, but the original is very good.

136 weeks ago @ Equestria Daily - Season 5 Episode 12 - ... · 0 replies · +1 points

If Twilight makes a regular practice of jumping inside books, she's eventually going to run into Thursday Next.

Most likely in a fanfic, but still....

136 weeks ago @ Equestria Daily - Season 5 Episode 12 - ... · 0 replies · +3 points

His Chewie episodes are even worse. Not a gemstone left intact.

136 weeks ago @ Equestria Daily - Season 5 Episode 12 - ... · 0 replies · +2 points

Obviously that potion was the Water of Life. Thank god Twi wasn't pregnant at the time...

Now, Twilight, it is time to ride Shai-Hulud