DickFister

DickFister

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255 comments posted · 2 followers · following 1

12 years ago @ theCHIVE - Today we spell redempt... · 0 replies · +2 points

ShamWow

12 years ago @ theCHIVE - In an ideal world all ... · 0 replies · +7 points

Brought to you by the Department of Redundancy Department

12 years ago @ theCHIVE - Porn stars before and ... · 0 replies · -2 points

Reminds me of my ex. Instant ugly: Just add water

12 years ago @ theCHIVE - Feast your eyes on the... · 0 replies · +3 points

#17
Wrecked on her menstrual cycle?

12 years ago @ theCHIVE - Good thing nobody will... · 0 replies · +1 points

Who knew there were so many cases of leather sofas raping raisins?

12 years ago @ theCHIVE - Soooo.... you got wast... · 0 replies · +12 points

... or any less

12 years ago @ theCHIVE - Liam Neeson has a cert... · 0 replies · +74 points

Neeson to the show's producers: I will find you. And I will kill you.

12 years ago @ theCHIVE - Daily Afternoon Random... · 4 replies · +38 points

If you ask me, she's not half bad

12 years ago @ theCHIVE - I wonder what she's th... · 0 replies · -1 points

If you're wondering what she's thinking, it probably has something to do with Medicaid or Geritol

12 years ago @ theCHIVE - I hate my job (28 Photos) · 1 reply · +16 points

#16
Shouldn't that read "We be closed"?