danuttall

danuttall

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6 years ago @ Legendary Woodsman - War Stories - page 11 · 0 replies · +1 points

So long as it is the right man, one is all you need.

7 years ago @ Legendary Woodsman - War Stories - page 3 · 0 replies · +4 points

In a German forest in October 1944, a pair of soldiers had each been separated from their respective units but found each other, an American captain and a Canadian sergeant. Slipping through the woods towards their target, well behind enemy lines, they encounter a company of German soldiers, who open fire on the allies.

Steven Rogers (Captain America): Ambush! They were expecting us!

"Lucky" Jim Howlett (future Wolverine): They was expecting somebody, just not us. They're at least a regiment short.

That is a scary story for the few surviving German soldiers.

7 years ago @ Legendary Woodsman - Ballyhoo - page 24 · 1 reply · +2 points

The lion: King of the ... Forest? Come to think of it, a lion lives in the savanna, not the jungle. All its prey (those big herbivores) live out in those grasslands.

7 years ago @ Legendary Woodsman - Ballyhoo - page 23 · 1 reply · +2 points

Hmm, of all the things I thought could happen here, the gorilla having a driver's license was not one of them. BTW, even for a woman, you put the handcuffs on behind her; it makes it more difficult to escape and to use as a weapon.

7 years ago @ Legendary Woodsman - Ballyhoo - page 8 · 0 replies · +2 points

Connie, as in Anaconda? And here I thought we managed to miss most of the pun-based names with this crew.

8 years ago @ Legendary Woodsman - Big Top - page 18 · 0 replies · +1 points

Hey look, a distraction!

8 years ago @ Legendary Woodsman - Big Top - page 17 · 1 reply · +2 points

Finally, an observant bad guy!