laRenarde

laRenarde

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8 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +45 points

"Murder more men" is what I took away from all this. Preferably with fire.

8 years ago @ The Toast - We Are Closing The Toa... · 4 replies · +8 points

I mentioned this in another thread, but how do the Texas Toasties feel about an all-state, Texas-sized round up of Toasties to mark the glorious end! Remember The Toast!!

I'm transitioning from DFW to Houston, so I obviously favor either of those cities, but Austin would probably be the central location. Any of them are workable. What do y'all think? Raccoons and mountain goats can go to hell, the Toast commentariat will go to Texas

8 years ago @ The Toast - We Are Closing The Toa... · 0 replies · +6 points

Hear hear! I will totally give y'all a taste of Texas Tost(ies) to help ease the pain.

8 years ago @ The Toast - We Are Closing The Toa... · 0 replies · +6 points

You had me at Buccees and coffee chickens. ;-) How does one DM so we can set this up?

8 years ago @ The Toast - We Are Closing The Toa... · 14 replies · +15 points

DFW to Houston, but really want to visit San Antonio some time, plus it's Texas, so we're used to the long drives! lol

But we should have like an all-state, Texas-sized round up of Toasties to mark the glorious end! Remember The Toast!!

(...is that Texas blasphemy?)

8 years ago @ The Toast - We Are Closing The Toa... · 23 replies · +24 points

That is *EXACTLY* what is happening to me! I'm moving from one huge Texas city to another, from a horrible inner-city teaching gig to a new teaching job in a really nice district, and from a long-distance relationship to living 5 minutes from my dearest love/primary partner. I feel like The Toast got me through all the rough stuff that led me to the awesomeness I'm moving to (literally started reading it my first year at this horrible job), but I'm also super sad that this amazing place won't be part of my new life. I'm actually grieving a bit. :-(

8 years ago @ The Toast - If Tom Hiddleston Were... · 1 reply · +44 points

YES!! When he told everyone to kneel in the Thor movies, my mind went to very, very naughty places...

8 years ago @ The Toast - If Tom Hiddleston Were... · 1 reply · +80 points

I need to go home immediately and lay in bed all day fantasizing about this. I literally cannot go on now that I have seen this. *swooning*

8 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +8 points

My cat would love this. My cat is a carb-aholic and doesn't care about most types of meat/fish. I keep telling him he's an obligate carnivore and it's weird he only begs for hot dog buns and turns up his nose at tuna, but he doesn't listen.

So, TLDR: cat carb addiction is how this happens.

8 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +8 points


Not Yiddish, but Naomi and Ruth would be too sweet. That story always gets me verklempt.