crawlkill

crawlkill

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8 years ago @ The Toast - How Old Were You When ... · 0 replies · +33 points

god. despite my parents' best efforts, I was always too much of a klutz and a coward to ice or roller blade. my relationship with my body is really negative? a friend once described it as "a man with a villain's moustache living in a mountain a hundred miles away watching it with an ultra-powerful telescope who asked, 'what strange things can I do to this creation today?" which is a) extremely true and b) extremely weird as a thought for a biological essentialist

8 years ago @ The Toast - The Worst Weather In A... · 4 replies · +48 points

isn't the living free what causes the death, in this case?

8 years ago @ The Toast - An Update To Wikipedia... · 1 reply · +29 points

...of course, his parents DID know where they had literally abandoned him...

8 years ago @ The Toast - An Update To Wikipedia... · 11 replies · +30 points

SPOILERS THEY WERE ALL THE ETERNAL COMPTE

on a sadder note, in an era where everyone is carrying a radio they can use to talk to anyone else in the world from almost anywhere, I now assume "right but he's probably dead though" immediately on hearing a missing persons report =

8 years ago @ The Toast - If You'll Excuse Me, I... · 0 replies · +1 points

what is this, anon? I could just google it I guess but y'know

I lived down the street from the Winchester Cathedral from all of my single-digit childhood and my parents were too grinchy ever to take me. I'm comparatively grinchy about goasts, but supes interested in weird spaces.

8 years ago @ The Toast - If You'll Excuse Me, I... · 0 replies · +4 points

oh Mallory what have you done

8 years ago @ The Toast - Horrifying Stories Mad... · 0 replies · +2 points

I like that you came back and edited this and I also came back and read the comments on my ten-week-old comment without so much as an alert

8 years ago @ The Toast - Further Evidence For R... · 0 replies · +4 points

VALIDATED

8 years ago @ The Toast - Further Evidence For R... · 2 replies · +18 points

[honestly Kwisatz Sweaterak would've worked just as well and made more sense AND I COULD'VE WORKED IN THE STILLSUIT JOKE I COULDN'T MAKE UGH]

8 years ago @ The Toast - Further Evidence For R... · 3 replies · +55 points

is it possible the running Christmas sweater joke was a reference to Ron's also being...the Kwisatz Anorak?