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10 years ago @ The Toast - Books That Literally A... · 0 replies · +4 points

only “Who Moved My Cheese”, because I hate misplacing things and get really hungry in the middle of the night

10 years ago @ The Toast - Books That Literally A... · 2 replies · +9 points

A bit embarrassed to admit that while I haven’t read quite all those books, I at least know what > 95% of them are about.

11 years ago @ The Toast - Inspirational Camille ... · 0 replies · +9 points

Camile Paglia woke me up to the fact that liking football doesn’t make one a braindead asshole. A small thing, but I appreciate it.

11 years ago @ The Toast - Women About To Commit ... · 0 replies · +9 points

😦

11 years ago @ The Toast - How To Tell If You Are... · 1 reply · +72 points

You have a pair of ruby slippers I mean a magic stone that will fix Goddamned Everything but you’re too dumb to figure out how to use it until all hope is lost.

11 years ago @ The Toast - I'd Love To Help My Wi... · 0 replies · +19 points

Last September I contracted some variant of e.coli poisoning which made its presence known by making me hallucinate that there were two tons of invisible bricks on my chest and I must say that the feeling of helplessness and awe, and this bit summarizes the experience rather nicely.

11 years ago @ The Toast - I'd Love To Help My Wi... · 10 replies · +159 points

JONATHANT

11 years ago @ The Toast - Dirtbag Henry IV · 0 replies · +2 points

“more like king of jerking off” — Macbeth callback

I’m in tears whenever I think about that one

11 years ago @ The Toast - As A Father Of Daughte... · 0 replies · +25 points

is this like a sequel to the dirtbag timetravelers story

11 years ago @ ANIMAL - The Night That Elliot ... · 0 replies · +1 points

This is going to sound really fucked up, but in a weird sense you and all your friends are so lucky that, if anyone was going to be hit, it was you. You’re a tough motherfucker; you have a perfect and justified measure of rage, and not let it cloud your vision or common sense. You are kind of a hero.