clarissapalooza

clarissapalooza

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12 years ago @ The Toast - Things That Actually H... · 2 replies · +6 points

yesss!!! the best part about the generic science montages is they are literally just pouring colored liquid back and forth between test tubes and nodding knowingly. I also love how every time Debbie Gibson and her love interest are interacting, the older science dude is lurking behind/near them.

...I own this on DVD.

12 years ago @ The Toast - Official Toast Stances... · 0 replies · +11 points

they're indeed bullshit. they're a placebo effect, and the same benefits could be achieved via massage; being touched and told you're being healed is a great feeling! but the risks aren't worth it. the stretching and manipulatiion they do to your neck can, and does, cause stroke! get a massage, see a real doctor, and stay the hell away from these dudes.

12 years ago @ The Toast - Please Stop Buying Bon... · 0 replies · +6 points

this made me google image search "chicken good"

well done

12 years ago @ The Toast - Name That Movie! · 0 replies · +14 points

I had a bunch of sketchy old Disney cartoons on vhs when I was little, and I spent YEARS trying to convince a skeptical hater-friend I used to watch Donald Duck WWII propaganda. years!

thank goddess for the internet: http://www.openculture.com/2012/12/donald_ducks_b...

12 years ago @ The Toast - Woman Known For Her In... · 0 replies · +5 points

:(((((((

12 years ago @ The Toast - Topical TV News: Minor... · 0 replies · +2 points

several of my coworkers are from Caribbean countries and yeah, I think about this alllll the time

12 years ago @ The Toast - Topical TV News: Minor... · 3 replies · +11 points

god, yes, this is perfect. watching the clips on silent on my phone under a desk at a nurses station that is in a hospital that I also technically work at. laughing, and then sighing. reliving so many beautiful television memories. much professional.

12 years ago @ The Toast - Your Spirit Animal Is ... · 2 replies · +28 points

this is like a tumblr acid trip. I would definitely eat poison berries that Jennifer Lawrence thrusted at me tho.

12 years ago @ The Toast - Parks and Recreati... · 0 replies · +3 points

BROAD CITY YEAH!

12 years ago @ The Toast - And Now, As Promised, ... · 0 replies · +19 points

also, mini horses, I guess.