clairegreenlee

clairegreenlee

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11 years ago @ The Toast - Seasons' Greetings fro... · 0 replies · +19 points

"Oh, but strawberries don't taste as sweet anymore, and the thighs of women have lost their CLUTCH!!"

-ACTUAL STEINBECK LINE

so what I'm saying is this was so perfect

11 years ago @ The Toast - Words That Should Actu... · 0 replies · +19 points

"NOT ALL MEN" --I'm just going to start mentally substituting the words "ALL MALES" when I encounter this phrase
"sorry not sorry"
"capische?!"
"basic"
"ladies" --from the mouths of men with moustaches/maybe all men/maybe all MALES

11 years ago @ The Toast - Video Games Set During... · 0 replies · +133 points

NEED FOR SPEED: 95 MPH THESES

11 years ago @ The Toast - My Playlist for Standi... · 4 replies · +51 points

ALSO JOLENE

even if her name isn't jolene

11 years ago @ The Toast - Jess Mariano Is Josie ... · 2 replies · +24 points

On my death bed (one where not even Sookie's risotto could bring me back), with my last breath, I will look into the eyes of my beloved and whisper,

"Taylor Doose. WHAT A FUCK."

11 years ago @ The Toast - Your Concern About the... · 0 replies · +15 points

YOU ARE ALL SO LOVELY AND I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE BREAKFAST FOR ALL OF YOU SOMEDAY

11 years ago @ The Toast - Your Concern About the... · 0 replies · +8 points

thank you for reading it!

I love my mama to pieces, and I'm so thankful that I can have these particular conversations with her at all, but yeah, there's still always going to be a need for us to keep talking about it. that, and her deplorable ice cream habits.

11 years ago @ The Toast - Your Concern About the... · 0 replies · +16 points

EXACTLY THANK YOU

because I've been a loudmouth from the womb, when all this stuff originally went down and I aired my grievances on FB, a few of my historian friends posted relevant info like this in response, and I got a simultaneous validation AND education, which is always my favorite.

11 years ago @ The Toast - Your Concern About the... · 0 replies · +4 points

OMG MARRY ME

paula was one of my earliest gender role models

i mean, the TIES

11 years ago @ The Toast - Your Concern About the... · 1 reply · +12 points

thank you so much! I will quote these excerpts to anyone that I wish to hold in my thrall

and i've got that tattoo design on top of both my arms! they're page designs from Zadie Smith's On Beauty because she's a veritable menagerie of perfect