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10 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 1 reply · +11 points

you were invented by coca cola

10 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 4 replies · +5 points

santa was invented by coca cola

10 years ago @ The Toast - The Time I Met Simon L... · 6 replies · +17 points

Man does the goldfinch ever get better because I gave up when my soul was literally sucked out after I experienced how boring donna tartt made a fatal museum explosion seem

10 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup and Merch... · 0 replies · +35 points

re.Victorian lady: "I quickly drank all of the bottle of water she had given me then I burst into tears, overwhelmed at the abrupt change from hostility to gentleness.
Gabriel put a gentle hand on my back. "We've had a rough day," he explained to the woman.
"It's—just—so—nice to be treated kindly," I told her, fighting hard to stop my tears."

i want this woman for my president she is spinning around this story so fast she could power a small city

10 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup and Merch... · 7 replies · +30 points

I'm a little more distracted by the "hate mail" she says she supposedly receives: "we've received hate mail telling us to get out of town and repeating the word "kill... kill... kill..." over and over again."

KILL KILL KILL

10 years ago @ The Toast - Ecstatic Dance: To Fly... · 0 replies · +20 points

i had to attend a literal academic class that was devoted to some kind of subset of this only it degraded into my peers primal screaming and moaning and wailing and having traumatic childhood flashbacks while writhing on the floor as I hunkered into a corner in terror not knowing what the fuck was happening. worst two hours of my LIFE

10 years ago @ The Toast - Loco Parentis: Fifty S... · 0 replies · +7 points

gross

11 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup · 0 replies · +29 points

Charles Schulz is dead

11 years ago @ The Toast - "She says she lives fo... · 0 replies · +9 points

i spy a potential new honeymoon destination

11 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 1 reply · +24 points

man am i the only person who doesn't like that whole hysterical literature thing. isn't it like, three years old by now.

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