catfoodandhairnets

catfoodandhairnets

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10 years ago @ The Toast - Code Words For "Gay" I... · 0 replies · +82 points

Stuffy Brits/Irish people of a certain age still talk like this. I have heard all of the following said with a certain intense and knowing look,

A confirmed bachelor.
Not the marrying type.
"She was always very into sports."
"He never was much into sports."
"He's... creative... very artistic... THEATRICAL, you might say."
"Her son never married, you know. Went to New York/London."

10 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +6 points

Seconded. <3 Mirena

10 years ago @ The Toast - Some Women's History S... · 1 reply · +4 points

Ithaca. You?

10 years ago @ The Toast - Some Women's History S... · 3 replies · +5 points

I am here for one more month! Let's make it happen.

10 years ago @ The Toast - Open Thread! · 1 reply · +8 points

Kerrygold butter will change your life. Just TRY it I will go without many things before I forego my Kerrygold. Goddamn, I feel like some kind of pusher.

10 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +11 points

Wow. I am not American, but I live here now. I LOVE me some "trash food". I used to love going to $5 margarita nights at a bar called trailer trash. In winter I regularly make what I have called "white trash casserole" (the kind with canned soup). It's fucking rude though, you're right. Time to adjust.

10 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +3 points

I am going to do this now.

10 years ago @ The Toast - A Conversation Between... · 0 replies · +22 points

BD1: Yes, and the distance from the toilet to the door should be just farther than any normal person can reach.

10 years ago @ The Toast - A Conversation Between... · 0 replies · +2 points

A bar in the east village has the same set up.

10 years ago @ The Toast - A Conversation Between... · 0 replies · +13 points

My office bathroom has one freakishly high toilet. I hate when I forget and go into that stall, because then I feel (even more) midgety and weird (than usual) for the rest of the day. Also, I have spent an inordinate amount of time wondering why it is that way, some kind of structural plumbing issue probably, but i like to imagine an ex CEO with abnormally long shins.