carriemesrobian

carriemesrobian

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11 years ago @ The Toast - Let's Talk About The B... · 0 replies · +10 points

That dude is always posing as Joan Didion.

"People did drugs. Then put on sunglasses. Then didn't say anything. Then someone ran over a dog. Or maybe it was a little kid. Oh well. Let's go back to our expensive homes and not talk about anything so people who somehow project something profound onto all this wordless idiocy."

11 years ago @ The Toast - Let's Talk About The B... · 2 replies · +30 points

There needs to be a Toast article about Books Dudes Like.

Robbins, Irving, Eggers, Vonnegut, David Foster Wallace.

I feel like every person I meet who says they loved Slaughterhouse Five hasn't read anything since there. And is usually a dude.

11 years ago @ The Toast - Let's Talk About The B... · 0 replies · +11 points

Hemingway makes me die of The Bores.

11 years ago @ The Toast - Let's Talk About The B... · 0 replies · +20 points

I also hate the guts of Jane Eyre. She's an insufferable prig; Rochester's a bastardy dickface. When the relig dude starts to look appealing, you know you've made a wrong turn w/ yer characters.

11 years ago @ http://stevebrezenoff.... - BEA wrap-up! · 1 reply · +3 points

DYING OF JEALOUSY. Next time you do BEA, I am hiding in yr suitcase. Srsly. I will hold Etta and take Sam to do things, too. I won't be totally useless.

12 years ago @ http://stevebrezenoff.... - \"Gorecki\" by Lamb, 1997 · 0 replies · +3 points

I fucking LOVE this song. Perfect song to run to.