Thank you for giving me my spit-water-on-the-keyboard moment of the day. #yourock
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I started having VERY minor versions of your bridge thing last year, but on little bridges when I walked across them - the kind where traffic is whizzing by you but you have that foot tall concrete barrier "protecting" you. I had visions of me kid being pitched over the side or flung in front of a car. The only thing that kept me going was the ice cream shop on the other end. #truestory
ps The Empress has exquisite taste
pps You should try hypnosis! It totally worked on a lady from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
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@thenextmartha: taglines are for suckers.

Oh, how you make me laugh! I think I actually guffawed. Your kid sounds a lot like mine. We dodged the soccer bullet, but not before t-ball came to pass. My kid was in the field talking into a wood chip like it was a cell phone. Then on the bench when they were at bat, he had the other kids kneeling on the bench, asses in the air, foreheads in the dirt, pretending to be possums. In case you couldn't guess, he also sucked. We now do swimming and horseback riding #TeamsAreForSuckers

p.s. gymnastics moms are the w.o.r.s.t.
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