bitchypants

bitchypants

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13 years ago @ http://yeahgoodtimes.b... - Social media tips from... · 0 replies · +1 points

This makes you my hero. FYI.

14 years ago @ http://musingsofasarca... - It's My Hermit Time of... · 1 reply · +1 points

14 years ago @ http://musingsofasarca... - It's My Hermit Time of... · 0 replies · +1 points

just testing to see if i can comment again..

14 years ago @ http://musingsofasarca... - undefined · 0 replies · +1 points

Mmmmmm. Delish.

14 years ago @ http://musingsofasarca... - Grossest. Story. EVER. · 1 reply · +1 points

Ooh, ooh, I have one even better. Thanks for the inspiration!

14 years ago @ http://musingsofasarca... - I Have a Much Better P... · 1 reply · +2 points

Dude, I totally can't run a code blue on you from here. Plus please don't make me work on my day off.

14 years ago @ http://musingsofasarca... - Happy Fourth of July · 0 replies · +2 points

OMG you lost me when you said you have your school supply shopping done. And Bex is friggin' HAWTTTTT! So I have an idea: make a STAT trip to Cincinnati and fight the crazed crows trying to buy school uniforms because I have procrastinated the summer away and just realized my kid goes back in 3 weeks. And by this point there will be maybe 4 pairs of uniform pants in 2 different sizes and virtually no baby blue polos--only white and navy blue, though no schools around here use those--wtf is up with that???---And I will have to do waht I did last year out of desperation: Send the 10-yr-old boy to school in Ralph Lauren head-to-toe because the site will be the only ones left with the right sizes/colors. And I will have to pay extra shipping to have them rushed and he will come home with holes in the knees of Ralph pants on the firstfuckingday.

Anyway, how's my idea sound? Road trip for you and the girls????

14 years ago @ http://musingsofasarca... - Happy Fourth of July · 0 replies · +2 points

Okay, #2: Amen. #3: Hysterical. #5: I think it's a man thing. They just see boobs. #7: Me too. Except mine is Diet Mt. Dew. Either way, I gotsta have it.

14 years ago @ http://musingsofasarca... - Happy Fourth of July · 0 replies · +2 points

I had a hissy fit on one particular fourth. Can't recall it. I've blocked it from my mind as a coping mechanism.

14 years ago @ http://musingsofasarca... - Happy Fourth of July · 0 replies · +2 points

Okay so I'm behind on my blog-reading. I know I suck. But I am just reading this and wanted to say A-freakin'-men!