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12 years ago @ Crasstalk - Saturday Open Thread · 5 replies · +3 points

All of it, I suppose.

12 years ago @ Crasstalk - Saturday Open Thread · 7 replies · +1 points

BWAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

12 years ago @ Crasstalk - Saturday Open Thread · 1 reply · +5 points

It's Park Slope and wee Siouxsie Thoreau is picky about her flax seed oatmeal? It's Toms River and the local movies are only showing "Linda Lovelace - Italian Style"? The sweet kitteh grew into a mountain lion and we need a Family Meeting?

12 years ago @ Crasstalk - Saturday Open Thread · 0 replies · +5 points

My 14 year old (youngest) niece just posted on FB:

"Sweet kid": dyed my hair:)

So I wrote:

Stank Unc: Translation: "I was all, "Mom, please.", and then she rolled her eyes and said bring me the color and I'll help you, and then she rolled her eyes again because she haaaaaateed it and because I would do it anyway and then she said "Ok, not with the good towels." and then we did the dye thing which took a year and a day, and then I decided she was sort of okay so I emptied the dishwasher and everything was coo' around here for 5 minutes." Did I get that right? The last time I translated was 1983.

And she wrote:

"Sweet kid": yeah pretty much

12 years ago @ Crasstalk - Saturday Open Thread · 0 replies · +5 points

+100

12 years ago @ Crasstalk - Saturday Open Thread · 0 replies · +4 points

Sweet Bleeding Jesus On The Cross.

12 years ago @ Crasstalk - Saturday Open Thread · 3 replies · +8 points

Dora had explored she could find? They are in the Witness Protection Program and couldn't get a sitter without a dead stare and a black suit? They are from the NorthEast and the Piggly Wiggly is uncharted territory?

12 years ago @ Crasstalk - Saturday Open Thread · 0 replies · +3 points

Somewhere, probably Catalina Island or the Outer Banks or Evanston or the French Quarter, the parent of this boy who is the child of this woman is standing with a thousand yard stare at a gray sky, humming "Come Armageddon, come Armageddon, come..."
http://youtu.be/OmPKVvxFb1c

12 years ago @ Crasstalk - Saturday Open Thread · 0 replies · +2 points

This is a funny place! Hi, you!

12 years ago @ Crasstalk - Saturday Open Thread · 0 replies · +7 points

Bring it to this guy:

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