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10 years ago @ The Toast - Songs From A Mountain ... · 0 replies · +21 points

"The Sight of Sunsets, Daisies On Hillsides, Etc Fills Me With Appreciation For Nature And Not Palpable Venomous Hatred, Haha That Would Be Pretty Concerning Huh"

"Selling Acid Was A Bad Idea So You Didn't Do It And Eventually Found A New Direction In Life To Replace Sports"

"I Have Exactly The Regular And Healthy Amount Of Investment In My Werewolf Wrestling Persona"

"I Took A Job In Puerto Rico And Had a Lovely Time Wherein Nobody Murdered Me"

"The Magpie Is An Interesting Bird And Not A Menacing, Fairytale-Like Metaphor For Any Terrible People In My Life"

10 years ago @ The Toast - Women Who Are So Rich ... · 0 replies · +3 points

Oh dang! I'll bet that increases the desirability of her whole deal for some people, but as one of those "asexuals", I must now take back my previous statement. I aspire exclusively to the most PG-rated of reading experiences. Plus, on second thought, curling up on the couch in sensible pyjamas is much more comfortable. :^}

10 years ago @ The Toast - Women Who Are So Rich ... · 2 replies · +51 points

I certainly aspire to read books with as much Dramatic Passion (and while draped in the same volume of flowing iridescent satin) as that first woman.

10 years ago @ The Toast - A Mumford and Sons Alb... · 0 replies · +25 points

His name being Winston makes the whole thing even worse/better for me because I have a dog named Winston who is also a notorious inappropriate-humper-of-things (in his case, it's primarily my other, much larger dog and not a defenseless musical instrument, but still.)