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9 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 1 reply · +10 points

It's not Too Witches, but I did make a mug on Redbubble out of a Toast comment, with the poster's permission (it's marked mature for the word "bullshit"). It's also available on shirts and notebooks. In hindsight, I wish I'd actually taken the initiative to immortalize more of this commentariate's awesome wit (again, with permission).

(I've been agonizing for like 20 minutes over whether this is okay to post since it's only tangentially-related merch. I hope it isn't too OT or self-promote-y.)

9 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 2 replies · +8 points

Wasn't there a Doctor Who episode about that?

9 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +4 points

I am totally stealing "oblivious with a side of straight" for myself.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +6 points

Bless you, Robin Hood. Bless you.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Bible Verses Where "Tr... · 1 reply · +13 points

After Mallory's last post, I auto-corrected Luke 23:39-43 to this when I read it:

“One of the criminals who were hanged there kept deriding Jesus and saying, ‘Are you not King Shit of Fuck Mountain? Save yourself and us!’ But the other rebuked him, saying, ‘Do you not fear God, since you are under the same sentence of condemnation? And we indeed have been condemned justly, for we are getting what we deserve for our deeds, but this man has done nothing wrong.’ Then he said, ‘Jesus, remember me when you come into your kingdom.’ Jesus replied, ‘Can I be honest with you for a minute? Today you will be with me in Paradise.'"

9 years ago @ The Toast - Bible Verses Where "Th... · 0 replies · +9 points

It could be nothing but that headline and a comments section that only guests could reply to, and the final result would almost certainly be indistinguishable.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +11 points

What engagement ring? *clears throat awkwardly*

9 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +19 points

Apropos of nothing, I've spent the past two days delighting in the fact that the zebra crossings in Zootopia are painted in actual zebra stripe patterns. More importantly, though, I'm glad you weren't seriously hurt by that guy. What a jerk.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup and Open ... · 4 replies · +46 points

The fact that this shitheel managed to tick so many of the boxes that will inevitably drown out the fact that he MURDERED FIFTY PEOPLE WITH A LEGALLY OBTAINED ASSAULT RIFLE makes me fucking furious.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 1 reply · +4 points

I hope you don't mind, but I did take the liberty of making a mug on Redbubble for you and burningupasun. I didn't apply any markup amount because it's your wit, not mine, so I won't make anything off of it (unless that's okay with you). It's flagged as mature because of the "bullshit", so you may need to toggle that on to be able to see it.

Unfortunately, Redbubble's printing area is centered directly opposite the handle, so I couldn't quite center it so that it's aimed directly at the target of your misandry, but I did my best :).

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