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9 years ago @ The Toast - The Final Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +2 points

Hi Toast. You closing is the worst birthday present ever, worse than all the higher tolls and other terrible things that go into effect on July 1 every year. I love you all so dearly and I am kicking myself really hard for never pitching all the things I thought about pitching over the years. Mallory and Nicole, way back in the Hairpin Era you changed the way I thought about writing and humor and the place of Woman on the internet, and I'm proud to cite you as influences. Since then you've continued to be great sources of joy in my life and I will of course be continuing to follow you wherever you go creatively until you're like please stop following me this is getting weird. ~*~*Misandry 4 lyfe sisterz peace out*~*~

(eta: on the bright side this means I might finally be able to catch up on the archives)

11 years ago @ The Toast - Hey Ladies: Friendsgiving · 0 replies · +23 points

I want there to be a Hey Ladies wiki so that I can follow everyone's storylines from update to update because I feel like I'm missing out on an important kind of intimacy with these women

11 years ago @ The Toast - Sorry I Murdered Every... · 0 replies · +1 points

Me too.

11 years ago @ The Toast - "It Hurts": On Domesti... · 0 replies · +18 points

This is an amazing piece of writing and I am so, so sorry.

11 years ago @ The Toast - Gal Science: How Nail ... · 2 replies · +2 points

Yeah, I need to hear the heroic tale of the male tear cheese.

11 years ago @ The Toast - How to Tell if You’r... · 0 replies · +18 points

jesus christ

11 years ago @ The Toast - Children's Stories Mad... · 1 reply · +5 points

This is by far the most horrifying yet

11 years ago @ The Toast - How to Tell if You’r... · 0 replies · +61 points

"It's NOT a metaphor! My ACTUAL PENIS is stirring!!!" Oh my god and the cleansing power of the female head area, AS LONG AS THEY DON'T HAVE MAN HAIRCUTS.

11 years ago @ The Toast - A Series of Disappoint... · 1 reply · +11 points

Those Voyager pairings: word.

11 years ago @ The Toast - I'm A Gamer · 1 reply · +37 points

let's just call all basic bros "level 2 MAN"

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