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10 years ago @ The Toast - Tell Me Your Apartment... · 0 replies · +1 points

I know I'm two weeks late to this...but I think he was creepily hitting on you via acting out this old song, lyrics are "knock three times on the ceiling if you want me, twice on the pipes, if the answer is no." Still terrible but makes his weird texts have a little bit of context? Apologies if you had already thought of this!

11 years ago @ The Toast - Friday Open Thread · 0 replies · +1 points

Hi! Sorry for the late reply--I'm not in RI but my sister moved there in the fall and has been hoping to expand her friend group! Could I put you two in touch?

11 years ago @ The Toast - You Are Invited To The... · 0 replies · +2 points

And if anyone else either doesn't have Facebook or can't find our mysterious group, it'll be from 5-8 on July 23rd at Policy at 14th and T!

11 years ago @ The Toast - Women In Technology: A... · 0 replies · +6 points

...and those people are... men

11 years ago @ The Toast - Western Art: 600 Years... · 0 replies · +12 points

I agree! These breasts seem like a pretty normal range of shapes and spreads...nothing Michelangelesque(?) here. Your breasts are super!

12 years ago @ The Toast - Dad Magazine: January ... · 0 replies · +2 points

I just figured it was part of the Dad joke! Dads probably spell it as Woah, right?

12 years ago @ The Toast - Kids In The Hall Monda... · 0 replies · +1 points

Nicole you're too nice! This one's profile reveals all similarly platitudinal comments, while his username links to a website which seems to be primarily pictures of sexy cheerleaders eating hamburgers?!?

12 years ago @ The Toast - Toast Points: The Week... · 0 replies · +1 points

Thank you! I'm heading over right now to start following the Facebook page :)

12 years ago @ The Toast - Toast Points: The Week... · 2 replies · +2 points

But WHITHER NELLA LARSEN?? Mallory I read it and I loved it, please revisit it!

12 years ago @ The Toast - Literacy: A Short Story · 0 replies · +2 points

Since this appeared on The Toast I've been reading through pieces from your website by you and other authors--keep it up! Some of the funniest articles I've read in a long time. Thanks!