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8 years ago @ The Toast - A note on The Toast · 0 replies · +19 points

Is Mallory going to be our next Vice President?

8 years ago @ The Toast - How To Tell If You Are... · 0 replies · +17 points

AAAH AUSTIN SO GOOD. Where am I going to get my esoteric Silmarillion jokes once the Toast is gone? Everyone stop getting on boats! Oh god!!!!

8 years ago @ The Toast - If Barack Obama Were Y... · 5 replies · +72 points

CRYING. WHY CAN'T I HAVE NICE DAD

8 years ago @ The Toast - Every Meal In Grea... · 1 reply · +44 points

Too Many Needles for a Baby

Mrs. Pocket was at home, and was in a little difficulty, on account of the baby's having been accommodated with a needle-case to keep him quiet during the unaccountable absence (with a relative in the Foot Guards) of Millers. And more needles were missing than it could be regarded as quite wholesome for a patient of such tender years either to apply externally or to take as a tonic.

8 years ago @ The Toast - Every Meal In Grea... · 0 replies · +19 points

The best food in Great Expectations is the Gravy of Human Kindness. I love you, Joe.

8 years ago @ The Toast - The Pitch Meeting for ... · 0 replies · +39 points

THE ANIMATOR: In the past there were no divisions between children’s and adult entertainment. Everyone sat ’round the kerosene lamp reading The Leatherstocking Tales and everyone at the trading post made the same puns. But in our PG-13 age, who’s going to introduce your daughter to essential Americana, if not the Godpidgeon?

YAAAAASS this is tremendous

8 years ago @ The Toast - We Are Closing The Toa... · 0 replies · +23 points

this is obviously part of the ronbledore coverup conspiracy

#staywoke

8 years ago @ The Toast - We Are Closing The Toa... · 0 replies · +7 points

I am repeating "nothing a woman does should ever be criticized" to myself to get through this day

8 years ago @ The Toast - Sondheim As I Understa... · 0 replies · +29 points

Marriage Is Just Murder Every Day Until You’re Dead From It is my favorite song from A Little Night Music

8 years ago @ The Toast - Every Meal In Jane... · 1 reply · +88 points

Remember when Miss Temple tries to get the housekeeper to send up extra bread for Jane and Helen and the housekeeper literally sends a message back saying, "I know you're the superintendent and all but FUCK YOU, NO EXTRA BREAD FOR ANYONE, WELCOME 2 HELL"

(ok not literally)

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