thegirliestgirl

thegirliestgirl

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9 years ago @ The Toast - We Are Closing The Toa... · 0 replies · +76 points

May I say:-
a. Fuck this. The shitty topper to a shitty week.
b. I love you guys.
c. Despite being horrified personally, this seems like a very sensible decision.

9 years ago @ The Toast - If Tom Hiddleston Were... · 1 reply · +4 points

Have you downloaded the Wittr app?

9 years ago @ The Toast - The Holidays Sad Ficti... · 1 reply · +9 points

Oh poor Winifred! I wanted to slap Pauline so hard!

9 years ago @ The Toast - Resentments I Have For... · 0 replies · +6 points

Both Sides of Time! I loved those books!

9 years ago @ The Toast - That "More Than Brains... · 0 replies · +7 points

And this is the UK version of that musical disconnect:-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_3hvReCrfk

They used a woolly version of a song about being brought low and having to be a prostitute in 19th century France to sell a TV service. And the visuals seem to liken rival TV services to the Nazis! WTF!

9 years ago @ The Toast - Asking My Four Questio... · 5 replies · +37 points

Chag Sameach fellow Jews and friendly gentiles!

It wouldn't be Pesach in my family without the annual spirited discussion about how ridiculous the whole "there were 5000 plagues because God had so many fingers" schpiel is. Also nobody has the same version of the Haggadah so every few sections someone goes, "hang on, I don't have that bit! What are you looking at?" And my eating of all the parsley (cos it's delicious).

9 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 2 replies · +48 points

I'm so envious!

I had my most minimising bra on yesterday, but when the courier came to pick up parcels, he was on the phone to a colleague and I heard, "she's got enormous boobs!" in a stage whisper. I pointed out that I could hear his side of the conversation and made him blush though, so I did get to embarrass the poor guy! :-D

9 years ago @ The Toast - Cocktail Hour: Open Th... · 0 replies · +8 points

It did! It was only 2 minutes, a quick chat and picking a song.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Cocktail Hour: Open Th... · 2 replies · +24 points

I was on the radio today. That's all.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Cocktail Hour: Open Th... · 0 replies · +14 points

I'm 31 and have never done a 'meet the parents'!