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11 years ago @ The Toast - Using the Bathroom Whi... · 0 replies · +4 points

What happens? Shake quick, zip it up, and hustle.

11 years ago @ The Toast - Ronbledore Deniers · 0 replies · +21 points

Aberfoth is a time-traveling Percy Weasley. That's why they hate each other.

11 years ago @ The Toast - Seven Lines From NPR's... · 0 replies · +5 points

Just hear her the grin in voice right now. "I hate to kill you." "I hate to die."

11 years ago @ The Toast - Erotica Written By An ... · 0 replies · +5 points

That is, however, a sexy pen.

11 years ago @ The Toast - Dad Magazine: March Ed... · 1 reply · +1 points

Looks like an anvil to me. My highschool Latin teacher used to win bets with students with a small anvil.

12 years ago @ The Toast - The Case For Making Co... · 0 replies · +5 points

Yes.

And please, allow there to be a crossover with a Rumpole reboot. Wendell Pierce in an ill-fitting suit showing up at the police station with a bag of donuts and a fistful of coffees, to smooth things over with the cops until someone who doesn't have a defense lawyer wanders in?

*edit*

I just realised: Peter Falk and Leo McKern each have a glass eye. Let's hear it for the one-eyed working class legal heroes of the world.

12 years ago @ The Toast - All the Sporty Ladies:... · 0 replies · +5 points

Hurry Hurry Hard! HURRY HARD!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glossary_of_curling

Anyhow, I'm sure a skip could sweep my off my feet. Particularly if they have the hammer.

12 years ago @ The Toast - "40 women were sort of... · 0 replies · +23 points

The Hall of Sitters in Tar Valon.

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