tclawren

tclawren

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11 years ago @ The Toast - Movie Yelling With Shr... · 2 replies · +35 points

Thoroughly convinced Tatum was miscast here. Should've been Chris Hemsworth playing Hot Dog-Man. He can pull off Brooding Hottie in his sleep.

11 years ago @ The Toast - Nicolas Cage on Netfli... · 1 reply · +3 points

It really is! Was expecting muuuuuuuuch worse, but it is a perfectly fine Tru-Crime movie that I would watch again if I was stuck in a hotel room and this was on TV.

11 years ago @ The Toast - Nicolas Cage on Netfli... · 2 replies · +10 points

I don't think Moonstruck was on Netflix when I wrote this, but I was really just trying to watch films that were barely even approaching watchable, as opposed to a stone cold classic.

11 years ago @ The Toast - Toast Points for The W... · 0 replies · +22 points

Well, this is the best Toast Points ever

11 years ago @ The Toast - Looks Your Mother Give... · 0 replies · +6 points

I doubt anyone will read this, but my mom seems to have missed this post, which is it's own realm of terror as I have no way of know when she'll come across this and ambush me with a mom look. There's no cure for an ambush mom look.

11 years ago @ The Toast - Looks Your Mother Give... · 1 reply · +18 points

Will report back with the approximate look my mom gives me when she sees this later. I'm expecting laser beams.

11 years ago @ The Toast - Liner Notes: The Liner... · 0 replies · +2 points

"Black Lake" off of Vulnicura is utterly astounding. Basically a perfect song. Just shattering in it's honesty.

11 years ago @ The Toast - The Best Email I Have ... · 3 replies · +182 points

Mallory Ortberg - National Treasure

11 years ago @ The Toast - Charles Dickens' Inter... · 0 replies · +5 points

This is everything

11 years ago @ The Toast - Numbers That Should Ha... · 0 replies · +16 points

I feel betrayed by you Mallory.