sorrycassandra

sorrycassandra

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8 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +5 points

Texas is on it, too. Surprise surprise.

8 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +2 points

Ugh, the responses to J.K. Rowling got pretty foul down there.

I'm just going to be over here in the corner, rocking back and forth and despairing for humanity. Don't mind me.

8 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 1 reply · +36 points

Idk, my husband does my laundry

#winning

8 years ago @ The Toast - How To Tell If You Are... · 0 replies · +17 points

something something embroidery spindling a tea cozy

8 years ago @ The Toast - How To Tell If You Are... · 0 replies · +7 points

Seriously, this is the best thing that has happened so far today. Not that the bar is that high, but...

FREDDY! <3

8 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 2 replies · +41 points

"it smelled like the hot bar of a co-op grocery store"

HEY NOW

(I work for a co-op grocery store, and our hot bar smells DELICIOUS and I bet Gwyneth wouldn't even touch it)

8 years ago @ The Toast - Dog Breeds: An Exhaust... · 1 reply · +5 points

My parents have a corgi who is all of these things except unfriendly. She is very friendly. She is so friendly that she throws tantrums if you are walking her down the street and people do not stop to coo over her adorableness and scritch her ears. She demands homage and will chew on anything in her path. She is too smart for anyone's good. She is a skilled manipulator. She is delighted to make the beagle temporarily resident in their house into her minion. The beagle accepts it, because the beagle is, to put it charitably, not an intellectual.

I admire the hell out of corgis, but I'm not sure I could live with one.

8 years ago @ The Toast - "Reckless and Hopeful ... · 0 replies · +19 points

"It makes me want to destroy something, how easy people find it to ignore women's and girls' pain."

^^^THIS

I spent the other day at the ER. I left feeling somehow guilty that they were able to rule out anything serious going on because oh man, I just wasted their time on something that wasn't real. Because when you can name a thing and doctors start barking orders, it's real. When you're just randomly dizzy and tingly, that's just hysterical female territory.

I am sorry that you went through your infuriating gyno experience. Best wishes for your health going forward.

8 years ago @ The Toast - You're A Social Climbe... · 0 replies · +3 points

Oh,I'm Indiana all the way!

8 years ago @ The Toast - You're A Social Climbe... · 2 replies · +10 points

Oh hi, are you me?

I miss cribbage. And Euchre. I married someone who Does Not Understand my inner yearning to have people over for card/board game night with non-ironic Midwestern desserts. D&D and beer he could get behind, but not this.