His dad used to accuse others of picking up apples off trees they didn't shake. Looks like Jr. gave that a new twist by picking up apples off trees he shouldn't have shook.
I would be interested in the "strained" reasoning by which you concluded "hyperbole" in the extract you posted.
A quick look-up shows that the man who assassinated Fortuyn was in fact a vegan and an animal-rights activist who murdered because he opposed Fortuyn's anti-Muslim immigration position. I suppose you would have approved if she had written that Fortuyn was simply "killed by a man for political reasons?" How PC of you.
Figured it out: Obama is the incarnation of Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle, a law of physics which states that the position of a particle can never be known because it changes when observed. Just as it is impossible to accurately measure the physical-wave characteristics of a sub-atomic particle, O' is also neither here nor there. This explains why he is as slippery as a thousand eels and can morph into whatever form the context requires. In other words, he was born to be a politician.
It is easy to see why she favors her own sex. No real man would put up with this smirking harpy for five minutes. She probably can't even boil an egg.
Mach1Duck?? Sorry, I nearly spilled my coffee and fell out of my chair on that one. LOL!
O's hordes of dreamy-eyed fans act as a roadblock that prevents criticism and accountability from gaining any traction on the national stage. The Right takes him on, but is routinely ignored by his Koolaid drinkers who run the nation's elite propaganda machinery. Insulated by this wall of sycophants and the security of his last term, O' is immune to critics of his vacations. Future historians will eventually get the story of O' right--long after his DNA addled worshipers are taking their dirt naps.
It should have been obvious to everyone that the O' was a huckster from the first day that he was seen making a speech. He is a political flim-flam man whose decisions are made in accordance with his political instincts. He doesn't need to worry about public perceptions, because the press will back him no matter what he does. For questions about every lie, distortion, corruption, and hypocrisy that he commits, he and his acolytes simply dig into their inexhaustible warehouse of spin and shovel it out into the public arena. It is no different than what a manure spreader does for a cow pasture.
It's a good thing this man is hiding behind that black strip above his nose, otherwise his eye color would be a dead giveaway.
Lee Harvey Oswald killed a policeman.
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