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sally_tomato

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9 years ago @ The Toast - If Jason Bateman Were ... · 1 reply · +1 points

If Jason Bateman were my boyfriend, I would casually drop a bag of Trader Joe's Thai Curry-Lime cashews on our kitchen counter and say, "For you, babe." He would then gently cradle my face in his hands, press his nose to mine and whisper "Never. Leave. Me."

9 years ago @ The Toast - Hey Ladies: Take it to... · 0 replies · +5 points

I know it's been overdone, but "Sleep No More" sounds too witches for even me. http://www.sleepnomore.com/#share

9 years ago @ The Toast - Positions I Am Ready t... · 0 replies · +28 points

Elegant and charming mistress of darkly brooding ferryboat captain.

10 years ago @ The Toast - Bible Verses For The A... · 0 replies · +32 points

And folks wonder why I always pack a suitable wedding garment when traveling...

10 years ago @ The Toast - Hey Ladies: 1st Birthd... · 0 replies · +29 points

Apparently the Times *did* run a Paris-meets-Brooklyn story: http://www.nytimes.com/2015/09/03/t-magazine/pari...

Yeah, I had to look.

10 years ago @ The Toast - Mashup Feelings: A List · 0 replies · +4 points

Oh my, but this sounds like my dear Alice K. (not her real initial) with all the self-loathing and second-guessing. She was my hero back in the day of such. Owning the "Loyalty to the outfit you meant to wear..." + over-air-conditioned office mashup mashup today.

11 years ago @ The Toast - Women In Eagles Songs,... · 0 replies · +4 points

I always believed that "the 4 that want to stone me" were looking to get high with the Eagles, not actually throw rocks. Got it now. Completely.