smallpistachio

smallpistachio

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9 years ago @ The Toast - A note on The Toast · 0 replies · +20 points

Julie Andrews and I approve. We have been absent, but we approve.

Also: WHAT

9 years ago @ The Toast - Cocktail Hour: Open Th... · 0 replies · +1 points

I have no idea. Still waiting to hear back!

9 years ago @ The Toast - Friday Open Thread! · 0 replies · +7 points

That may be how I say her name when I catch her trying to destroy the window blinds.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Friday Open Thread! · 13 replies · +115 points

Julie Andrews says hi

9 years ago @ The Toast - Cocktail Hour: Open Th... · 0 replies · +12 points

I tried my best. Phone interviews are weird.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Cocktail Hour: Open Th... · 2 replies · +39 points

I lived through my interview and I hope I did well enough to make it to the next round and uuuuugh

9 years ago @ The Toast - Cocktail Hour: Open Th... · 15 replies · +139 points

I have an interview in half an hour.

I... would really like to get this job.

9 years ago @ The Toast - The Seven Stages Of As... · 0 replies · +26 points

Sugar snap peas are best eaten raw and with no accompaniment.

So declares the memory of 6 year old smallpistachio, whose grandmother gave her sugar snap peas to plant. We had those in our garden (the garden was entirely raspberries and peas, not fancy) for ten years.

Even Taller-But-Younger Pistachio, who haaaaaaaaaaaates peas, would eat sugar snap peas from our garden.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +24 points

Oh, my goodness, the brutalization piece by Ensaf Haidar.

Oh, my goodness.

I hope that another Toastie can put this into better words. I am so sad and angry.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Madeline Kahn Briefly ... · 0 replies · +14 points

I love some Madeline, but I will pass on this one.