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9 years ago @ The Toast - Things I Believe To Be... · 0 replies · +2 points

It is absolutely true that crows can utter human language and therefore you should be careful what you say around them if you don't want it repeated

9 years ago @ The Toast - We Have Got To Talk Ab... · 3 replies · +78 points

There are worm species that have penises but no corresponding orifices so they just STAB EACH OTHER with their penises

9 years ago @ The Toast - How To Cast Jane E... · 1 reply · +11 points

For me, the big problem with a filmed version of Jane Eyre is that Jane Eyre is one long internal monologue, so we get to hear all the incredibly snarky shit Jane thinks but doesn't say. Internally the character is snark personified; externally she's, well, what Rochester thinks she is, a little mouse, a silent, stoicly angelic waif. So if you film it, you have to do it with a voiceover or better Ferris-Bueller-breaking-the-fourth-wall style.

9 years ago @ The Toast - A List Of Fictional Me... · 0 replies · +76 points

I love you

9 years ago @ The Toast - Things I've Learned Ab... · 0 replies · +2 points

100 percent accurate. Alas.

9 years ago @ The Toast - How To Tell If You Are... · 0 replies · +2 points

I know E. Nesbit mostly through Edward Eager who would not shut up about how great she was but whose own books were significantly better.

9 years ago @ The Toast - How To Tell If You Are... · 0 replies · +8 points

It is perfectly fine to like a racist writer for their Good Bits. If it weren't we wouldn't be able to like practically any writers at all.

10 years ago @ The Toast - Women Feigning Interes... · 0 replies · +4 points

Number 6: early example of manspreading

10 years ago @ The Toast - Children's Stories Mad... · 0 replies · +24 points

This makes me feel a lot better about never having gone back.

10 years ago @ The Toast - Uncomfortable Attempts... · 1 reply · +9 points

on number 5, am I reading too much into the fact that those two lady's hats are touching

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