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9 years ago @ Wonkette - The Fartknocker Report... · 1 reply · +17 points

Try and read it aloud without laughing. I couldn't.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - New House Speaker Loui... · 0 replies · +21 points

If they can vote for outsiders, why not dig up Reagan's corpse and put him up front? The government which governs best, molders most.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Farewell To Democrats'... · 0 replies · +8 points

Perhaps what gave Cuomo pause was Adlai Stevenson's reply when told "All thinking people are for you!"

"That's not enough. I need a majority."

9 years ago @ Wonkette - You Are The Opitomy Of... · 0 replies · +26 points

What a terrible thing it is, not to have a mind to waste.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Bad Mommy Says Swear I... · 0 replies · +5 points

You're the vulgarian, you fuck!

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Toronto Mayor Rob Ford... · 2 replies · +9 points

"I'm surrounded by assholes!"

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Heritage Foundation Wi... · 0 replies · +15 points

Killing things is how you fix problems. It worked for Jehovah and his hippy kid.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Contest! Caption This ... · 0 replies · +16 points

"A newt, an elephant, and a prostitute walk into a bar..."

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Iowa GOP Still Butthur... · 0 replies · +10 points

...sticking it to them in a gay way...

Obviously, that is their dream and they won't ever be happy, decent people until they get their edels weissed.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - 'Instapundit' Tells Wh... · 0 replies · +1 points

Who on this Earth could possibly respect Glenn Reynolds?