My transformer would be a black 1967 chevy impala. The perfect muscle car of its time, and due to the fact that only a handful of them were made, it would make sense that this rare model would turn into some alien force with which to reckon. This transformer would have all of the powers of a ninja, including invisibility, lightning-fast speed and agility, flea-like jumping skills, and the deadly precision required to wield its weapons. What are these weapons, you ask? Razor-sharp shurikens, which it fires at a rate of 1,000 per minute. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

The best place to live in the United States? Waco, Texas. Why? First of all, it has all that cool history...you know, the Branch-Dividians and such. Who else can claim a cult stand-off with the government that ended in a...charred cult? Waco is also the Home of Dr. Pepper...and the Dr. Pepper Museum! 'nuff said. If you live there, you might also attend Baylor University, the best place ever (I'm kind of biased, I guess). Waco is about halfway between Dallas and Austin, giving it a prime location.