redrobin5

redrobin5

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11 years ago @ The Toast - Two Things I Find It D... · 0 replies · +28 points

lol I am going to go up to the pranciest horse i can find and whisper 'you look like a hippopotamus to it' and see what it does. What I speak horse.

11 years ago @ The Toast - More News From Ferguson · 1 reply · +32 points

Oh yes that's a great joke, fucking nice one, wait 100 days and then charge a cop who is unrelated and oh, coincidentally black, with something relatively minor. Yes my sides are splitting.

11 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 1 reply · +22 points

I think it's pretty legit to fire some sarcasm at people who are hashtagging tweets about an awkward mealtime as #Ferguson

11 years ago @ The Toast - "Perhaps the only doo-... · 4 replies · +20 points

Is this definitely the translation I don't want to look a fool

11 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 3 replies · +36 points

I tried to say something about Ferguson on twitter but it came out as white handwringing so I shut up. But I am paying attention, and thank you for including such useful links in your roundups.

11 years ago @ The Toast - How To Tell If You Are... · 0 replies · +14 points

There's a high chance they are. As many a woman who tries to find a lipstick vaguely the same colour as her lips will discover, 'dusky rose' can cover anything from pale pink to mauve with tangents of brown and grey.

11 years ago @ The Toast - How To Tell If You Are... · 0 replies · +6 points

Somehow the fact the Kim Kardashian has 'tiny ears' has been floating to the surface of my idle internet reading recently, and now I have a wholly unexpected but strangely pleasing mashup going on.

11 years ago @ The Toast - Racist · 0 replies · +15 points

*raises hand* I have no idea when, but I have to assume so - I grew up in a super-white place and I knew I wasn't supposed to be racist but I thought that meant you could never, ever, speak about race. The rest of my education being spent in redbrick humanities departments/rural areas (UK) hasn't exactly done much to change that. So now i feel like, although I've made a major effort to educate myself, I've not actually had that much practice at not being racist. And I mean, you can follow all the right people on twitter and read all the right blogs and even all the right theory, but it's face-to-face interaction that brings out that shit and I fully understand why people might avoid making white friends in order to avoid being that test case.

11 years ago @ The Toast - Another Highly Literal... · 1 reply · +7 points

That's fantastic and I'm buying it immediately for a witchy friend to whom I owe a certain sort of favour (she turned my ex into a frog.)

(Not really. If only!)

11 years ago @ The Toast - Another Highly Literal... · 0 replies · +2 points

high five!