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9 years ago @ Clever Manka - Tuesday Tumblr collection · 0 replies · +1 points

*faints*

9 years ago @ Clever Manka - Acknowledgements · 0 replies · +2 points

HI MANKA! THANKS FOR INVITING US ALL TO YOUR PARTYYYYYYY!!!

9 years ago @ The Toast - The Brush Off: The Ear... · 3 replies · +34 points

old skool party kid fist bump *bump*

bleach blonde pixie cut with butterfly clips. citrus swirl lamme halter midriff shirt. deep blue phatt pants. angel wings. tigger back pack. candy from wrist to elbow. ALL THE GLITTER: body lotion, eyeshadow, mascara, lip gloss, nail polish, and a pixie dust bomb just in case .

"Seriously, it’s like a decade of people being terrified that something, somewhere will be matte". indeed!

9 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +3 points

i delight in data entry grunt work so if there's anything an Excel fangirl could do to help, lemme know. it would be an honour and a prvilege to help create a naviagble index of toast content.

9 years ago @ The Toast - "I saw writing from pe... · 0 replies · +46 points

as your local representative of Monster Union 666, i must thank the community for being so kind to me. monsters are not often made to feel welcome, let alone encouraged to be their most authentically monstrous self. being in your combined presence has helped me figure out SO MUCH about myself and i would not be the monster i am today if it weren’t for my time here.

so i am v v sad to be going *BUT* i have actually requested that my next posting be on the good ship Misandrist. i am fully confident that my time here leaves me uniquely qualified for the position and that i will soon be taking to the sea. i do believe our paths will cross again in the near future, dear toasties!

(i’m not crying. i have a bit of brimstone in my eyes.)

9 years ago @ The Toast - Cocktail Hour: Open Th... · 3 replies · +26 points

Sometimes with a pun that bad, the only thing to do is just run towards it with open arms.

100% correct. as per pun rule# 2 (from "a practical guide to becoming a true pun master"):

1. accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
2. say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
3. ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
4. know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Cocktail Hour: Open Th... · 1 reply · +36 points

you saw what happened with the totes, right? now you've just invited the entire toastariat to your friend's server. PARTY AT MANKA'S FRIEND’S SERVER, YA'LL!!!!

9 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +5 points

ohmygod the staring contest. thank you!

9 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +1 points

i intend to put my copy of "Texts From Jane Eyre" in it in order to achiever Peak Toast.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Hey, You Wanna Buy a T... · 0 replies · +36 points

you post shit this early EVERY DAY? oh. my. god.

(tote acquired. going back to bed.)

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