predilectrix

predilectrix

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10 years ago @ Wonkette - Faith-Healing Parents ... · 0 replies · +3 points

Not sure they suffered enough the first time around or this boy might still be around.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Derp Roundup: Your Wee... · 0 replies · +19 points

That lady judge has been Verdi, Verdi good to them. They shouldn't Mahler.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Wingnut Truckers Will ... · 0 replies · +16 points

Derpin' derpin' derpin'...
Keep them doggies derpin'

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Last Wonk Party Ever, ... · 0 replies · +11 points

So, you're confirming a side trip up to Seattle. Did I get that right?

11 years ago @ Wonkette - New Poll: Michele Bach... · 0 replies · +2 points

9) Campaigns for post of Princess Kay of the Milky Way - -http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Princess_Kay_of_the_Milky_Way#Princess_Program . Sits for hours in a refrigerated booth getting her head sculpted in butter. Emerges as dumb as ever, but her butter head shows greater brain wave activity.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Everything Turning Up ... · 0 replies · +5 points

...for there's nothing either good or bad, but Miche1e makes it so.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - FBI Presser: Help Your... · 0 replies · +5 points

The readiness is all!

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Will Tax-Dodging Shake... · 0 replies · +3 points

And yet this artful tax-dodger wrote the speech (by King Lear) I wish all legislators would have to hear before they strip away the safety nets in this country:

Poor naked wretches, wheresoe'er you are,
That bide the pelting of this pitiless storm,
How shall your houseless heads and unfed sides,
Your loop'd and window'd raggedness, defend you
From seasons such as these? O, I have ta'en
Too little care of this! Take physic, pomp;
Expose thyself to feel what wretches feel,
That thou mayst shake the superflux to them,
And show the heavens more just.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Announcing The Winners... · 0 replies · +15 points

It took me a while to parse your words "doesn't have a log in" as you intended, since, this being Wonkette, I figured there was a dick joke there somewhere. But mazel tov anyway.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Live-Blogging Whatever... · 0 replies · +10 points

"11:39 a.m. — Haha, B. Barry Bamz stoled Mittens’ Mormon choir. " And he hired Her Lady Noonington to conduct it?!?