pantone292
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8 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 2 replies · +22 points
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8 years ago @ The Toast - Cocktail Hour: Open Th... · 24 replies · +14 points
An amount of time ago that can be measured in months (not, small-blessedly, in years) I locked my (old, not worth very much, but I want it) bike to a pole on a very quiet street with a U-lock. I do not have the key or any way of getting another key (in times gone by I registered with the company like you're supposed to, but Not This Time.) How do I get my bike??? Help
8 years ago @ The Toast - Cocktail Hour: Open Th... · 9 replies · +202 points
9 years ago @ The Toast - Dirtbag Medea · 4 replies · +143 points
MEDEA: I killed my brother
MEDEA: can you like...fix it
CIRCE: lol OBVIOUSLY
CIRCE: high five btw, get busy killing, fucking, or transforming men or get busy dying
9 years ago @ The Toast - Numbers That Should Ha... · 4 replies · +61 points
9 years ago @ The Toast - Dirtbag Theseus · 1 reply · +94 points
THESEUS: cool thanks
THESEUS: let's boogie
HERACLES: But we have not yet rescued Pirathous, your own and only sworn best friend
THESEUS: who
HERACLES: Your Pirathous, who helped you to carry off Helen for your bride
THESEUS: oh
THESEUS: the guy that goes everywhere with me and does everything with me and helps me kidnap semi divine chicks
THESEUS: he's just some dude