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notanncoulter

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9 years ago @ Wonkette - Guess Who Is A Big Wag... · 0 replies · +1 points

better grifting.
better grift.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Your Smart TV Is Proba... · 1 reply · +5 points

you all need moar alex jones!
he has been warning us about this for years now!
[along with fluoride and vaccines and the globalists and... and... and... and... and... and...]
it seems if you are paranoid about EVERYTHING then it may turn out that SOMETHING is in fact true.
remember that...
but what's this really distracting us from? that's the important question that nobody else is asking... hmmm...

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Todd Starnes Has Some ... · 0 replies · +11 points

wow.
Shrill - you have made me far less embarrassed to be reading this blog.
even here, in this place of shameless schadenfreude-ing [schadenfreude-izing?] of the right, you prove that there is more thoughtful analysis than on all of the right in its entirety.
<darth vader voice>
most impressive
</darth vader voice>
now back to the bryan fischer rent boy jokes...

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Morning Maddow: Americ... · 0 replies · +3 points

heat shrink tubing and a blow dryer.
[courtesy the late great FZ]

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Morning Maddow: Americ... · 1 reply · +4 points

thanks... i'm trying to eat lunch and just threw up in my mouth.
thanks.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Donald Trump: Trump Tr... · 0 replies · +2 points

tee hee... you said "rectify"... tee hee

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Donald Trump: Trump Tr... · 0 replies · +4 points

it would have to be renamed "meet the hair" and that somehow seems even less appealing than chuck 'both sides do it' todd, if that were even possible.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - GOP Senate Drops Words... · 0 replies · +13 points

cuz freedum.
freedum to just be a childish prick in every way you can think of.
seriously - this is like a government run by petulant 5 year olds.
fuc you texas for bringing us the biggest assholes since... evah!

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Fox News Takes Insane ... · 0 replies · +2 points

all answering to the call of the off-shore globalist masters.
i've been warning you about this for years... they have admitted it... look it up...
but what is THAT really distracting us from?
...sorry... too much alex jones...
btw: need some fluoride shield or super male vitality kid?

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Fox News Takes Insane ... · 1 reply · +13 points

"Here in our own country, in the streets of New York, we have people hollering for the deaths of cops."
it's not like you can equate that with actual heavily armed militia members actually targeting federal agents outside some grifter's [cought cough cliven bundy cough cough] 'ranch' that he owes taxes on... no parallel there whatsoever.