My guess would be because you have rotted your brain on the Fantastic Mario Twins and the Street Fightings. Those electronic entertainments have rendered you unable to love.

Excuse me? Serving boy? I asked for an 87 Petrus and this is clearly an 88. Do you take me for some sort of Spaniard? Fetch me the 87 and be quick about it, lest my cane find your backside.