neptunemars

neptunemars

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10 years ago @ The Toast - Whycome Nobody Told Me... · 0 replies · +20 points

I can't consume any new media as is is the greatest thing I have ever seen. Thank you!

10 years ago @ The Toast - A Recipe for Latkes · 0 replies · +2 points

I have only ever had ones with shredded potatoes, but this recipe looks amazing!

10 years ago @ The Toast - If Rami Malek Were You... · 0 replies · +52 points

I'm sitting at my desk actually BLUSHING. This is too good!

10 years ago @ The Toast - How to Change His Enti... · 5 replies · +25 points

CACKLING!!!

My Grandma told me about how my Grandpa wanted to take her last name, since it was a better name than his, but it was the 1940s and people didn't do that.

10 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +3 points

What an easy fix! Thanks!

10 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 11 replies · +24 points

It might be nice/It might be nice/To have Biden on your side - What the Democratic candidates must be thinking! (I know Biden's name doesn't have the right amount of syllables, but please forgive me)

10 years ago @ The Toast - Race, Immigration, and... · 0 replies · +6 points

Thank you for this piece!!! (Sorry, I don't have anything intelligent to say because this piece is TOO good)

10 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup and Merch... · 0 replies · +6 points

Mmmhhmm that is also accurate!

10 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup and Merch... · 2 replies · +18 points

I like all three!!! I think Big Hair Spear Lady is my favorite!!

Drunk Confessions is open in a tab now. I do love F. Scott Fitzgerald and I read a bio about him. It talked about how he basically "discovered" Hemingway and they were friends for a long time (like so close that when Zelda was mean to F. Scott about his penis size, he showed Hemingway his penis and Hemingway was like "nah, you're good"). However, when F. Scott was in the later part of his life, Hemingway totally jumped on the "F. Scott is washed up and awful" bandwagon. Rude.

10 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +1 points

Happy birthday, Nicole!!!!!!

UGH DAVEED DIGGS is the BEST. You can download his album on his website FOR FREE. It's really good!!

ALSO, here's Jonathan Gross singing Moving Too Fast and it's A PLUS (also, OBVIOUSLY Norbert Leo Butz is the one and only, but still) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMLDMhJjGjg