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14 years ago @ Wonkette - Newly Thin Dick Cheney... · 0 replies · -2 points

I'm not trying to fake sympathy, I'm just lamenting that I had it, compulsively, however brief it was.

If you want to rate me down for that I guess that's fine.

14 years ago @ Wonkette - Newly Thin Dick Cheney... · 0 replies · +1 points

Can we throw in Justin Bieber too?

14 years ago @ Wonkette - Newly Thin Dick Cheney... · 4 replies · -1 points

Yes, I said I know all this shit. I also don't enjoying other people's physical suffering -- neither his nor that which he caused to all those people. If revenge made my winky stand up that way, I'd probably be a Republican. But if he dies a protracted, gruesome death the world will still be just as fucked as if he passed quickly and painlessly.

On the other hand, according to some people, Loving Jeebus insists on the protracted gruesome thing for those he loves. So, whatever. Don't ask me, man.

14 years ago @ Wonkette - Newly Thin Dick Cheney... · 6 replies · -1 points

Oh dear, I must be as soft as all wussy libruls ever. Because even looking at this man whose actions led to hundreds of thousands of deaths, torture, and at least two really gruesome rapes of American civilians that I know of, I can't take pleasure in seeing him looking like the Lich King. That's just fucked up. I has a sad.

14 years ago @ Wonkette - Praying To the Goddess... · 1 reply · +3 points

Darryl Issa is the same corrupt used-car-selling piece of shit who sponsored the recall measure that got my state The Governator, and bankruptcy. I have no joke here, I too just hope he dies of alcoholism like his hero, Joe "I Love Purges" Stalin McCarthy.

14 years ago @ Wonkette - Willow, Bristol Palin ... · 0 replies · +1 points

I know several ass workers. It's a tough industry; no benefits or security to speak of, and the pay's lousy. Except for tips, of course.

14 years ago @ Wonkette - Willow, Bristol Palin ... · 0 replies · +7 points

If you like, Willow, I can send you pictures of my disgusting.

14 years ago @ Wonkette - Willow, Bristol Palin ... · 0 replies · +5 points

I heard they're now filming a 3D feature, with Sarah's gleaming rictus and Bristol's giant thighs popping right out of the screen.

14 years ago @ Wonkette - Willow, Bristol Palin ... · 0 replies · +1 points

I was predicting the show would evaporate the minute Ma Griz-tard gets back in the campaign cycle, but now I start to think it may be the opposite... and I really, really hope.

14 years ago @ Wonkette - Willow, Bristol Palin ... · 0 replies · +5 points

Indeed. And the PALINS need no apostrophe, also.